feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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lamelohan:

at school:
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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via australiansanta)

fuck soundwave

australian-government:

I nominate tony abbott to do The Ice Bucket Challenge with lava

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qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Source: jortsfan, via rhydonmyhardon)

m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 

(Source: infiinite3scape, via baracknobama)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via the-anatomy-of-a-fall)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut

(via fourofthem)