a simplified guide to sexualities homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

I shouldn’t have bought a phone with a front facing camera
Livin the white girl life with the bae 🍫🍫🍫#nofilter
unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

antigxne:

forget the young blood chronicles where’s the sixteen candles sequel video

(via falloutboy2013)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via hey-im-elle)

Fashion
cumdurnp:

macaroon 5

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

(via cecilyneville)

d-aisywhore:

bitchy2k14:

yes like all the time

Damn kids